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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). --HP Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

The stars hath turned in the heavens once more: Mighty Cthulhu stirs. His dreams reacheth forth, communing with those with ears to hear. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! His thoughts trample down along the pathways of thy mind; thou knowest His footprints, each of which is a wound...

Friday, January 28, 2005





Friday Not-Cat Blogging

Canada's subtlest and most-cunning sleuth, Salvage, has unearthed evidence of what we have all long suspected: Cats are Evil. Well, Salvage is really not so much a "detective" as he is an "angry psychotic" (Azathoth bless him), but still, Cats are Evil:
This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).


Of course, all of you are asking: "Yes, cats are Evil, Mighty Cthulhu, we all know that; but are they as Evil as Your Tentacled Emminence?"

And that's a good question, mortals. So here's your answer: Great Cthulhu is allergic to cats, particularly Ms Cthulhu's two little ankle-biting monsters. Therefore, not only are cats Evil, but they are more Evil than even Mine magnificence.

You're welcome.

(Dedicated to commentor AnntiChrist Coulter -- get well soon, kiddo.)

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