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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). --HP Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

The stars hath turned in the heavens once more: Mighty Cthulhu stirs. His dreams reacheth forth, communing with those with ears to hear. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! His thoughts trample down along the pathways of thy mind; thou knowest His footprints, each of which is a wound...

Saturday, July 24, 2004



So, He's Good at Something, After All

I was just going to sit around and suffer in the heat this weekend, but alert reader Anntichrist Coulter brought some great news to my attention: Our Dear Leader, Dumbya™ himself, has once again received his due recognition for his only real talent:

The November elections may still be ahead of him but U.S. President George W. Bush came out a big winner Friday - at the World Stupidity Awards.

Bush was a dominating presence at the second edition of the awards presented at the Just for Laughs comedy festival.

Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.


Well thank goodness for that. It sickens me that so many who struggle so hard with the only skill that God gave them should go unrecognized. Shrub™, at least, is getting the recognition that is his due. He also won Stupidest Statement of the Year ("Combat operations have ended in Iraq.") and shared an award with Tony Blair for Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet (Invading Iraq).

Among the other winners:

...[they awarded] Fox's The O'Reilly Factor the Stupidest TV Show and gave Fox News the nod for Media Outlet Which Has Made the Greatest Contribution to Furthering Ignorance Worldwide.


My prediction for next year? Look for a tie with Shrub™ and this dizzy bitch:

Undercover federal air marshals on board a June 29 Northwest airlines flight from Detroit to LAX identified themselves after a passenger, “overreacted,” to a group of middle-eastern men on board, federal officials and sources have told KFI NEWS.

The passenger, later identified as Annie Jacobsen, was in danger of panicking other passengers and creating a larger problem on the plane, according to a source close to the secretive federal protective service.

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