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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). --HP Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

The stars hath turned in the heavens once more: Mighty Cthulhu stirs. His dreams reacheth forth, communing with those with ears to hear. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! His thoughts trample down along the pathways of thy mind; thou knowest His footprints, each of which is a wound...

Tuesday, June 29, 2004





Just Doing My Part

General JC Christian (Patriot) has himself this here great idea: We should all extoll the manly virtues of Dick Cheney, lest people mistake his behavior as a mask for impotence. Clearly, we can't have people linking Dick with impotence. That would undermine the respect that Dick deserves, thus afflicting the authority of his office with impotence.

You may think I'm making too much out of Dick's perceived impotence, but I think Jesus' General is right: Dick should never be synonymous with impotence. In fact, we should do all that we can to make sure that Dick is never accused of impotence. Impotence is the very last thing that people should think about when they see Dick. I mean, Dick and impotence don't even belong in the same sentence.

So remember, never think of Dick and impotence at the same time. Don't even dream of impotence when you think of Dick.

And don't ever, ever link Dick's website with the word impotence: That might just cause something to start ticking...

Posted by: Great Cthulhu / <$BlogItemDateTime $>
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