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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."). --HP Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

The stars hath turned in the heavens once more: Mighty Cthulhu stirs. His dreams reacheth forth, communing with those with ears to hear. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! His thoughts trample down along the pathways of thy mind; thou knowest His footprints, each of which is a wound...

Wednesday, April 14, 2004


Get Your War On

Woe! Woe unto Man! Great Cthulhu dreams unto thee once more:

"Salutations! puny mortals. Hast thee missed Me?

"Verily, Cthulhu can see that thou hast been busy these past few fortnights. Striving obediently to please Me, ye little spawn of apes hath endeavored mightily to bring joy unto Cthulhu. Legion art thy efforts to enjoin Death upon thine brothers, and Cthulhu hast not the time to praise all thine doings. Let us, therefore, giggle mirthfully only upon thine latest works:

"All-seeing Cthulhu notes with glee that ye mortals go straight to the heart of the matter, the very cradle of ye civilization: Mess-o'-potamia. O! spawn of wyrms, thou makest Mine favorite tentacle to jiggle most joyfully! Couldst thou yanquis bungle this more? To turn such an insignificant grub into such a symbol of heroism...verily, thine sense of empathy be most blind indeed.

"Seeing this, Great Cthulhu didst seek of ye Sumerians if they wouldst truly struggle on behalf of such a one. Oho, mortals! Much giggling there was, and slapping of knees, when Cthulhu read such things:

"Ahmed Mansur, I believe his name was, was actually standing there, in the middle of the bombing, shouting to be heard over the F-16s and helicopters blasting away at houses and buildings. It brought back the days of 'shock and awe'...I know it bothers the CPA terribly to have the corpses of dead Iraqis shown on television." --Riverbend

"I really want to understand from Rumsfeld where are his “majority”?? the “majority” of Iraqis that are against the current uprising, the majority that he wants to help them in reaching to their freedom… where are they?
If the millions in the “Sunni Triangle” are the minority, and the other millions of AsSadr are the minority… where are the majority? In Washington?
And if the minority can do all of this! And kick the coalition forces from cities like Kut… what can the majority do? Occupy the United States?" --Raed

"Some people who have read my eyewitness reports confirming U.S. sniping at ambulances in Fallujah have written to accuse me of "having an agenda" and therefore lying about what I saw. Others have written to accuse me of being an Iraqi or of having a non-European name and therefore lying about what I saw. They are a very small minority of those who have written, but, because a picture apparently is still worth 1000 words." --Rahul Mahajan

"So, no, mortals, thine Sumerian brethren will not fight for such a one; but they will fight for one another. So continue baptizing thine brothers with cluster-bombs, O sons of dust. Truly, Great Cthulhu is mightily pleased. All that thee can do to consume one another with flame and fury ye have done with clever abandon!

"And so, what next? Stay tuned, mortals, for Cthulhu knows that thee shalt not let Him down!"

--thus raves Great Cthulhu
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